I Don’t Want to Appoint More Women to Our Board Because I’m Afraid of Bob

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“My other board colleagues wouldn’t want to appoint a woman on our board.”

What I really wanted to say is that I am very intimidated by all of the other board members, especially Bob. I have always wanted to be like Bob. He knows how to draw a Venn diagram. I tried once but I could never make the circles meet in the middle. How does he do that?!